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Save me from this hell let me Rest In Peace

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

Jet pack Call of Duty is the reason the universe went wrong.

[goddessbitch @stoneywitch666]

To be able to let a bad night go is such a good sign of how things can be. Sleeping in a bed with 4 people is such a large amount of love

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

@CVTSoftServe y’all need forklift drivers? I’m certified

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

@elonmusk 🖕

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

When she says thank you after fucking her >>>>>>>>

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

That wasn’t a fight #PaulTyson

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

Mcr tickets on my birthday. Happy days

[goddessbitch @stoneywitch666]

Seeing the band that saved my life for a second time ❤️

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

I tried to say this to my girlfriend and no matter what I said it turned around to me being gay

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

I’m so thankful for @stoneywitch666 not every woman is as willing to help and take care of their man when they need it. Thank you baby cakes 💕

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

Sometimes I load up words with friends and absolutely destroy some middle aged woman and feel real good about myself

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

I’m gonna punch a Psyduck hard as fuck to give him the migraine that’ll commit genocide

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

I love I Want to Die in New Orleans so much, and ive said for the last 4 years after other projects dropped that its the hardest for me to listen to cause $crim sounds so fucked up the whole time. I’m glad they’re sober

[goddessbitch @stoneywitch666]

I used to say no one can make me coffee the way I like it so I always just made it myself. Now my boyfriend makes me my coffee perfectly so frequently that I struggle to make it taste as good as he does.
To be know is to be loved.

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

I wonder what bugs feel when they get wiped to a paste after they land on me

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy meat, a grill, and a table for outside so my meals with my girlfriend are 1000% better

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

I have the best girlfriend in the world. I just got a new job and got my truck and uniform yesterday and I wake up to this. I love it

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

Don’t understand shit they’re saying, but you know 🔥

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

Yo Spanish hip hop is fucking awesome