dankoni ॐ nॐ nॐ

. be dope n do dope shit .
सब एक all one .

[mark normand @marknorm]

Comedy! New special out now on @Netflix folks. #nonetoopleased

[Xia Anderson @Xia_Land]

Awww this is so adorable! Now I may cry lol

[Laravel @laravelphp]

MCPs are dead, long live MCPs.
https://t.co/0Kplr3Q06Z

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: The odds of Jesus Christ returning this year have doubled overnight.

4% chance.

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

If Jayden Daniels is cleared to play Sunday in Minnesota, it’ll be the first time all season Washington has its starting QB, top three receivers and full starting OL (with Sam Cosmi) on the field together.

[cameron skattebo @camskattebo5]

Aye, honestly if you don’t like that I’m having a good time while dealing with a tough time, then just go ahead and unfollow and casually move on. I’m not able to play football and have the fun I’ve been having my whole life so I am doing things outside the box trying to find stuff to keep me happy. Enjoy the rest of y’all’s week and just don’t talk about me if you ain’t got nothing nice to say 🫡

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Actual quotes AJ Brown said last night:

“If you got me on fantasy, get rid of me."

“Family’s good. Everything else? No.. It’s a shit-show..”

“That's the only highlights of damn football I been living right now.” (After playing as himself in Madden)

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

Super excited to be part of the new more progressive era of Legion and the inclusive costume contest! Being offensive was fun but we’re all moving on and I’m happy we’re gonna focus on making everybody laugh!

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

Tonighy at midnight on @gasdigital im joined by @likekoolaid & @napoleonemill for a perfect start to spooky season!!!!

[Terry McLaurin @TheTerry_25]

Home❤️

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

💛

[Von Miller @VonMiller]

DC... What's good? 😎🏆

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok 4 is the first time, in my experience, that an AI has been able to solve difficult, real-world engineering questions where the answers cannot be found anywhere on the Internet or in books.

And it will get much better.

[Big Jay Oakerson @bigjayoakerson]

This Easter: the second coming

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump just called for making Daylight Saving Time permanent.

[The Insider @Insider]

The Commanders added 10 new players. Here’s how they fit in. https://t.co/aHKV0fHBgP

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Got ourselves a tone-setter 👏

@Jamahl | #RaiseHail

[The Insider @Insider]

Roger Goodell: A Commanders’ D.C. return would be ‘great for our nation’ https://t.co/1DZ25zSVcO

[Charles Liang @charlesliang]

@MemphisChamber @BrentM_SpaceX @Supermicro_SMCI @xai Thanks @BrentM_SpaceX and the xAI team for hosting us at Memphis. We are super excited about taking this great partnership with @xai to the next level! Coming in hot and quick!