Dan Kornegay

Senior Systems Architect @unboundmedicine, father of a mandarin speaking language nerd, exuberant Philly transplant, runner to support my sandwich enthusiasm.

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Oh I like this guy a LOT https://t.co/HmdJtxkhfC

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Dispatch from the front lines:
“What year were you born?”
“1968”
“Oh no, you’re year of the monkey!”
Laughing..”why yes, I am!”
“I’m sorry, I’m year of the tiger. I promised my Aunt: NO MONKEYS!”
#truestory #datingisfun #youcantmakethisshitup

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"The only way to live without regret is to pay attention”–Sam Harris

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Adulthood: Becoming inordinately excited about the flat silverware tray in the dishwasher your landlord just installed.

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Just saw a couple wearing matching athleisure outfits. I’m all for closeness but that shit is a bridge too far.

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Definition of feeling a bit old: Realizing that everyone's shared wordle grid doesn't look like your grid because you are the only person playing it in light mode.

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Going to the bookstore and buying one book is like eating one chip. You can do it. If you’re a sociopath.

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Headhouse Square. This one took a couple days so I’m not gonna call it a sketch but it was as fun as one. Thanks @ianfennelly for inspiration and instruction! Figure in foreground is imaginary-ish. @ Head House Square https://t.co/tytSLykS0S

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Had some routine bloodwork this morning. I can’t say for certain, but I’m pretty sure that when the nurse apologized for having to put super adhesive tape over the hair on my arm, she was smiling behind her mask.

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Trying to write a note to remind myself to order spackle and my phone keeps auto-correcting me. Dammit Apple, now I want to order sparkle.

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@StephenKing Sweet Thing by Van Morrison

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A path through sadness has nothing to do with avoidance. It has to do with integration. Integration is a form of building. Building is good for the soul. So is this song, trust me: https://t.co/hudUBt9Dj9

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2020 is like the party guest that refuses to leave your home after everyone else has left, you've put away the dishes, and you've nodded off three times in front of them.

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How is it that I can write programs for a powerful computer that I carry around in my pocket all day but the US Postal Service "look what mail is on it's way to you" feature makes me feel like I'm living in the future. Even though it's mostly Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.

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@GeorgeTakei Sweet Jesus she went to Harvard? Good lord the Ivy Leagues have some soul searching to do. Yale especially.

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Unexpected benefit of increasing your daily water intake in your fifties: Your daily steps will go through the roof.

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Just in case you'd like to take a disturbing trip through my formative years which included nervous, sweaty, slow dancing in socks on a basketball court: https://t.co/AsJAEntLtg

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Follow up tweet: “I Want Candy” is a fucking great song. You’re my guy who walked up to order. So sweet you make my mouth water. Someday soon I’ll make you mine. And I’ll have candy all the time. Bow Wow Wow: truth tellers.

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Everyone received a “Time Capsule” playlist with “songs designed to take you back in time” from Spotify right? RIGHT?

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Observations of a WUOG (Weird Urban Older Guy) - I just made that shit up. Observation #1: guys below 40 - many of you are in really good shape, congratulations. Way too many of you are shirtless.