Idk what it is about doctors but why is it that everytime I go they’re like “well have you been sick for more than a week before you came in?” Don’t you mean have a suffered enough before using my insurance?
“If you start beating her ass, ima start beating her ass, then my girls are gonna jump in and it won’t even be a fight anymore, it’s going to be a jumping” I love Taylor
*me bawling on the street bc me and my friend got into a fight*
Some man that can’t read the room: damn ma how hold are you you’re fine
Me: you better back the fuck up bc I’m not in the mood tonight