jess

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this babys cool as shit

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HLWAHWHWHW

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@KingMalcolm__ and hot

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i need like a 2500 dollar gift card to wegmann’s lol

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@KingMalcolm__ keith

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the cum trees are back and assaulting my nose

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i need to feel sand up my ass literally today

[jess @dankruptcy]

how is there a botw sequel, a pikmin 4, and a new hollow knight all coming out within 3 months of eachother this year i will shit and piss

[jess @dankruptcy]

can i please ask what the scientific reason is for old people and making these new chain mail things

[jess @dankruptcy]

it is actually unhealthy for me how much their health and well-being is taking a toll on my mental health. i hate going to work or anywhere knowing that i have no idea how much time i have left with him. they better fucking defy all odds and live for the next 20 years MINIMUM.

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my ferrets are the best pets i have ever owned in my life. i love them in a way deeper than i have ever loved anything. it is just not fair that they won’t live forever. i would quite literally donate my own organs to keep them with me forever

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the way every time i see a tiktok about pot roast the cat i am HYSTERICAL INCONSOLABLE SOBBING. the fucking grief of knowing my days with meith are numbered i literally cannot take it. i have never in my life felt heartbreak like this ever. ever ever ever ever.

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Pikmin 4 - Release Date Trailer https://t.co/LG9wfd17o0

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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[thomasmahler @thomasmahler]

I'm feeling like this year is going to be unbelievably exciting!

I'm super proud of what Moon Studios is working on and can't wait for the day we can finally reveal what we've been working on - Stay tuned! :)

[jess @dankruptcy]

yes i will get tickets to bamboozle just for mayday parade and limp bizkit thanks

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been so focused on tears of the kingdom coming out this year that i keep forgetting im also getting a PIKMIN 4

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@hemprrhoid what if i told you i have it and have been forgetting to tell you

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@weirdlilguys