DankSauce

I usually tweet poorly conceived jokes, however sometimes I also have shitty takes about hip hop and MMA. FGR for life.

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

Seeing 17 year old girls who are not aware of the bit, unironically call @AdamFriedland a bug might be the funniest thing I have seen all year.

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

So apparently today probably wasn’t the best day to give out blankets at the Native reservation by my house. Something about “optics…” My apologies to the entire Navajo Nation…

[T-Buzz @PaperPlanes2010]

The only election that ever truly mattered @LegionOfSkanks

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

Who plays your parents in your biopic?

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Tires, starring Shane Gillis, is coming to Netflix May 23

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Crazy that he's hosting SNL

[oh yeah @what_up_bbgirl]

he🤣posted🤣his🤣inbox🤣
maybe Seth is funny?

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

Just saw @bigjayoakerson DESTROY at @WiseguysUtah. My abs are gonna be sore tomorrow from laughing. If you are in Denver and don't have tickets to his crowd work special next weekend, you are fucking up big time!

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

RIP Cum Town, Happy Birthday In Heaven

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Should I?

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

The world's most interesting man.

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

@mikerainey82 Do you feel like ju jitsu helps your back pain from your previous injury, or makes it worse?

[Tim Butterly @timbutterly]

You guys are gonna think this is the nicest shit ever I swear.

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

@heathroi @StMichael93 Sure it may not be the best sport to be a spectator, but watching the WRC broadcasts are super entertaining. Some of the most talented drivers in the world driving the most difficult courses in the world. It's honestly insane.

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

@StMichael93 Mine was the first Dirt game when I was like 11. I played it, and couldn't believe it was a real motorsport. Been a fan ever since.

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Thanks Salt Lake City!!! What a fun weekend!! Home for a couple weeks but Fort Worth, Houston, Lafayette, and Mohegan Sun all happening in May!!! https://t.co/tGv1iHZdtM for tickets!

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

In 2018 I asked @WiseguysUtah to book @luisjgomez. 5 years later it is finally happening. I can't wait for tonight's show. LFG!

[Big Jay Oakerson @bigjayoakerson]

My full special DOG BELLY is now streaming on YouTube!! Link here: https://t.co/7leZCMBGbT

[DankSauce @danksauce801]

@benhasfailed That is awesome man! Congrats!