jason wonnell

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@rainnwilson Create a threatening voice memo. Go within range. Pair and play on repeat until they toss them out the window

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@IllinoisLottery How do I access my funds in my account if the site and app are down for an entire month??

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

If it weren’t for Matt’s weird quirk, we never would’ve gotten to hear him say “What’s Updike”
#Jeopardy

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@Amoran72 @albinokid @StateDept Try tapping on the image and reading the whole thing, Doctor.

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@realDonaldTrump 70% of REPUBLICANS believe the election wasn’t fair. Out of those, 78% believe there was wide spread fraud. So, not even close to “78% of people”. So you’re saying “around 60% of my supporters believe the lies I’m telling them, so they must be true”

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@RandyRRQuaid How are so many people reading this as genuine support for Trump?! He is reading a trump tweet word for word in an arch villain voice. He is obviously trolling. Can’t believe Donny retweeted

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@levarburton is the only choice for a new @Jeopardy host. Look it up. It’s true. https://t.co/hJImIyZGJs

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@RobertPicardo Great. Now how am I going to keep people 6ft away from me?!

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

Sad about losing the 7-layer burrito at @tacobell ? Bean burrito, make it supreme, then add rice, lettuce, and guacamole. Bam! 5 cents cheaper too!

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@AOC Mike Bost avoids his constituents like the plague. But @Lenzi4Congress is fighting hard to retire him.

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@Walmart @WalmartInc @WalmartAction come get your boy.

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

I memed your lilttle dinner party @BrentSpiner @ScottBakula @akaWorf

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@horsedivorce I made a thing for you. Thanks for the laughs.

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

Are you STILL spreading some boring old mustard that doesn’t even associate its flavour with child rape? Well then head on down to Kroger for some Lusty Monk today! Featuring @bibbymoynihan

[Soberly Intoxicated @SIDrunks]

Someone needs to order shirts for @SIUPresident @MontemagNANO, @Loristettler and Rae Goldsmith. #SIU #Salukis #Carbondale #SinkWithUs

[Ted Cox @tedcoxchicago]

SIU President Randy Dunn clings to job as fallout persists from FOIA'd emails. Get your "Carbondale Bitchers" T-shirt. https://t.co/TfrEw7sWCB @OneILMedia @SIUC

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@SIDrunks @SIUPresident @MontemagNANO Are you seriously selling shirts? Because I am too. Sorry?

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@lgmaterna @realDonaldTrump @NFL He shot himself. Once again cops did very little.

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@Fashy_Naruto As usual

[jason wonnell @dankshake]

@gaminggeen Did she say she was a Democrat?? How would she know that?