tom danks

3 pints a day keeps the dickheads away

[tom danks @danksxo]

Wish Petrol was free because my new car is pure smiles per gallon🤣🤣

[tom danks @danksxo]

Could listen to B Young - WINE on repeat, what a tune man

[tom danks @danksxo]

When you start a week with such a shit Monday the rest of the week you just want to curl up in a ball and die til the weekend🤣

[tom danks @danksxo]

Knew this was gonna be a shit week from how monday was, I’m now having an x ray on my leg🤣

[tom danks @danksxo]

I’ve hardly drunk during lockdown but I’ve drunk tonight and fuck me im am absolute state, what a lightweight

[tom danks @danksxo]

What an absolute bum making your mrs delete me off social media when we don’t even chat and never have just work together just because your insecure, grow a pair lad

[tom danks @danksxo]

9:17 and I’ve already bit someone’s head off at work

[tom danks @danksxo]

@charl_antley I defo dont🤣 might take photos stationary but not driving🤣

[tom danks @danksxo]

People record on they’re phones while they drive, I hope you drop your phone out the window🤣

[tom danks @danksxo]

First day back at work and realised how much I hate working

[tom danks @danksxo]

@Tom_D98 @RyanHolt23

[tom danks @danksxo]

the death rate will rise again because the government care more about money than the people who live in the country

[DJRUSSKE @DJRUSSKE]

Stay alert , go back to work , save the governments money.

[Joseph @JRidgard97]

Tell you what the day I move out and have my own space and privacy, will be a god send 😴😴

[Reid @ReidAdk135]

fucking sick of the female species

[tom danks @danksxo]

@joe_weller_ is actually an inspiration man, what a legend!

[tom danks @danksxo]

People who do onlyfans are btec pornstars change my mind

[tom danks @danksxo]

Everybody getting dubs on fuckin cod tonight and I’m sitting here still updating the cunting game because of my somali wifi

[tom danks @danksxo]

@megankeeenann Ngl your relationship is toxic af if your both not allowed to like the opposite sex pictures snm.

[tom danks @danksxo]

@lucyycheyne @_sofkncute_ I think if you call it diluting juice, that makes you a nonce