Kriti Chopra

I wish I could,but I don't want to :)
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Meme IG :@danktweeters

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When you break up w the guy your bestie hated:

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Does anyone have a crazy obsession with that ONE CHAIR in office or is it just me?

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Happiness is when your parents know about the company you work at :)

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@colorize_bot

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Been getting these FnB transaction receipts from @_PVRCinemas in Goregaon and idk whose are these!
PS- I'm from Gurugram.

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If you feel like giving up,stop procrastinating and give up already.

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@nynm_in @Social_Samosa @MadOMarketing

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I think @elonmusk smokes space ka maal

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✨Joey: F*ck socials! @zomato it is

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SOCIAL MEDIA X F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
✨Rachel:Instagram(fit check everyday)
✨Chandler:Twitter(posting his one-liners)
✨Ross:Linkedin(educating people everywhere)
✨Monica:Snapchat(aesthetic food shots throughout the day)
✨Phoebe: Spotify Live(coz why not?)
(Contd..)

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Everytime I open this,I start scrolling upwards and then I be like OHHHH
#iykyk #TwittervsThreads #ThreadsApp

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Normalise gifting money on birthdays.
wdym here's a mug??

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@pethadpreet123 psychopaths apparently😭

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People who keep saying hello?? after each sentence on call 🚩🚩🚩

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Ordered sanitary pads from @DunzoIt and they sent complementary wafers🥺made my day!

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Hate it when the last bite tastes the worse

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@kaashvisaxena wdym "little people" ..all people are people

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@thisisbhumika Eating less and still gaining weight is a different type of pain as well

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@latestinspace When your love is ROCK SOLID

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The R in a Situationship stands for Respect😶‍🌫️