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[em @canxawfc]

i personally am excited to never see that fuckass golf commercial ever again

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

@TheDemocrats let’s put on our thinking caps now

[trish @ultragloss]

reading a book and the author didn’t mention that the main character is blonde until more than halfway through

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Shazam but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you mean i am supposed to believe that all these people who have said nothing of the dutch child rapist competing in the olympics care deeply about women’s safety and ethics in sports

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

u think people in the 1800s were being this funny when john wilks booth shot lincoln

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Biden needs to stop doing the list thing. Every time he says "number one" I get anxious and hold my breath like bro you are not remembering number 2 and have NO SHOT at 3

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[soul khan @soulkhan]

netanyahu visiting congress now is straight up like if they'd invited hitler to the capitol during the holocaust

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Being 23 and spending even 5 seconds around high school seniors makes you be like ok so every man was absolutely lying about 18 year olds “looking mature” . Like those are clearly children actually but

[cat 🧟🐈‍⬛👻 @spiralstqtic]

me watching arrested development

[iris ♡ @pastlifestory]

WHO MADE THIS LMFAO??? "that girl lives in a birdhouse" 😭😭😭

[s @yoongienthusias]

i hate when celebrities or anyone refers to the genocide of palestine as a “very complex situation” it is not. this is the most documented, clear cut display of colonialism and imperialism in the modern day history of the world. and a widely documented mass murder.

[joel golby @joelgolby]

sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker?
barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson

[sarah @sarahradz_]

Does 10k steps per day help? Or does having enough leisure time that you can consistently walk for 2 hours help