Daniel Lake

Artist, tattoo artist, actor, writer, first tweet was 2013 so bear with me... Love

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Wealthy footballers doing gambling adverts..?!?! Boils my blood. Add to that alcohol advertising on the pitch side! For kids to admire and worship. Come on #thefa give your head a wobble!

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

In a really official poll, @RealBobMortimer overtakes David Attenborough as Great Britain’s most valuable man human.

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

@StephenGraham73 a very good morning to you my man. I need a favour. Two minutes of your time. I know it’s a stretch to ask but shy bairn’s get nowt and all that. X

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

@10DowningStreet please explain a £200 billion bailout to the energy companies when they’re in record profit.. you work for us, the people. NOT the profiteering few. Nationalise gas and electrics as soon as possible.

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Football is an escape from the world. Not a place for politics! That’s why! A place I can imagine scoring a goal for my boyhood club! Nowt else. Just me and my team. My escape from the world.

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

@realrossnoble Ross!! Long time. I’m setting up a charity in Northumberland and could really do with a hand from yourself. It’s an adventure thing for underprivileged kids. Right up your street. I’m going to be stalking you for a while. In a nice way. Loads of love. Dan

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

@andyserkis Dan here. I was one of the kids you scared the living daylights out of on the Isle of Wight in ‘86 or ‘87. I’m setting up a charity for Lads without Dads. And could really do with your support. So this is the start of me stalking you a bit. In a really nice way. X

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

@KBJWhitstable @PotteryThrow @siobhni @richmillerpots @Channel4 You’re the inspiration Keith. A growing army of sensitive men are inspired and moved by your obvious love for… love. Your passion. Those pots. And more importantly those souls throwing themselves into clay. We love you Keith. Thank you so much. X

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Dear @Apple. Please do not update my phone while I’m asleep and didn’t say yes so that my efforts to save the word fuckin into my settings has dis-a-fuckin-peered! I’m too old to do all that again! #fuming!

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@10DowningStreet And our nurses are getting..?

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Again, I thought I’d share this.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"You have two lives. The second begins when you realise you only have one." - Confucius

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Twenty years ago?!?! This work of art. Thank you David.

[David Gray @DavidGray]

This one’s from the heart! Valentines Day and, finally and crucially, White Ladder Day! 10 classic tracks straight out of London N16. Available in classic & deluxe formats on vinyl, CD, & mp3 - remastered & sounding better than ever! Eat my goal!❤️🤍❤️🌹X https://t.co/10yCFheLbH

[Andy Serkis @andyserkis]

After getting such a fantastic response from episode one, all five episodes can now be found on @BBCiPlayer for 'Once Upon A Time In Iraq'.

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

If you can’t say anything nice, say nowt. Turn off the telly. Put down your phone. And the world is already a better place...

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Eleven years since we all went electronic. Or at least went ‘Howay then, if Stephen Fry is doing it...’ To this Twitter thing, ‘Cheers! I’ll give it another go!’

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

@StephenGraham73 Ey up Steve. Long time! I’m producing a couple of theatre events and would like to chew your ear off about a thing or two.

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Inspiring music and heart string tugging sentiment... it’s still advertising banks. F*** banks. And those advertising them. Return our cash

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

Deliberately don’t buy that boost energy thing because of what they’ve just done to the legacy of Bruce Lee! Utter disgrace.

[Daniel Lake @DanLake73]

@Lascelles16 Our Captain. My tattoo studio wants to give you the highest quality tattoos. Please pop in. Ask for Dan. Thanks again captain