Dan Lamb

Jackson and Malia’s Papa, US Army Retired - some people called me Top. Software Developer. Space Nerd. Be excellent to each other. Don’t be racist.

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I miss you brother.

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@RaminNasibov Impossible Mission on the Commodore 64.

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@StephenM Okay, Count Orlok.

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@SecWar @DeptofWar Clown.

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@AxialEquatorial @RepJackKimble

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@TaraBull Or maybe it’s Trump’s gigantic ass causing the chair to cave in.

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@JeebsTX @Tesla @tesla_na Model Y just isn’t big enough.

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@kevinolearytv You’re increasing the cost of electricity for everyone. No one wants that.

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@JeebsTX @Tesla @tesla_na https://t.co/qXoRuKxX7N

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@chiky_handlr

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@niccruzpatane

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@chiky_handlr Nah… Trump’s ginormous fat ass just sank into the cushion.

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@Nursejanefuzwuz @johnrich Why do you care what other people do? Them wearing a mask has zero impact on your life.

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@RobSchneider How will they ever recover from this?

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@AvasFlowers @OutdoorsBreak @ejlastes You regret that you did didn’t meet my expectations? You sent flowers with someone else’s name on them to my house. You completely fucked up my order. And now you refuse to refund it. Your company is absolute trash.

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@AvasFlowers @mehtaharsh41 @shellastew @NoBotForSupport “Frustration regarding the arrangement received”… YOU GUYS DELIVERED SOMEONE ELSE’S ORDERS TO MY HOUSE! You never fucking gave me my flowers!

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@AvasFlowers @DaniM52785 You claim to understand our frustration, yet do NOTHING to help your customers.

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@AvasFlowers @Ginitrix You appreciate my feedback? Eat a bag of dicks.

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@AvasFlowers @ILLtechnicMusic @daringlucile You sincerely apologize, yet refused to make it right.

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@AvasFlowers @pvon2323 I cannot believe I was stupid enough to spend money at your business.