Dan

I peaked emotionally in 2019.

[Dan @DanLuke]

Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.

Cut my jeans into pieces. I am now wearing jorts.

Cut my sheets into pieces. And made a pillow fort.

Cut my spoon into pieces. Now I have a spork.

[Dan @DanLuke]

As a dude, if you really like a girl, the best thing you can do is ignore her forever.

[Karak Foundation @KararkFndn]

@Securitize @ethena @BlackRock Where i can check my ENE allocation?

[Karak Foundation @KararkFndn]

@ethena @BlackRock @Securitize Send me link on my ENE claim

[Dan @DanLuke]

@wee_z those look like stay puft mashmallow mans feet

[Dan @DanLuke]

@wee_z name a more delicious looking shoe

[Dan @DanLuke]

There is one thing we can all agree on… and that’s politics

[Dan @DanLuke]

You couldn’t make Austin Powers today… And that’s because they already made it… in the past.

[Dan @DanLuke]

When I hear the neighborhood kids playing in the yard and having fun I think to myself “they’re faking it”.

[Dan @DanLuke]

@seed_oils She makes a valid point. This gentleman famously wore that same blouse, and the sitcom where he did that took place in New York!