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frivolous & illiterate 💍🌴

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I fail to understand why I can’t simply have everything the way I want it.

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@TheCut You platformed an animal abuser and your follow-up sucks

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@SpiritAirlines Um it wasn’t just the delay?? It was your employee deploying perfume in the cabin?????

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@SpiritAirlines flight from LAX to MCI was delayed because a flight attendant was late, and now we can’t take off because the jet bridge is full of bees that escaped transport? To top it off, the flight attendant sprayed herself with perfume in the closed cabin and we are choking

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If flight attendant had been ON TIME we wouldn’t be trapped because of the bees??? What is happening and how do we seek a refund for this clown show???

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@mfbenji It took me two years to find a teak credenza that wasn’t $3000

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@benshapiro Ok, Ben.

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@TheWapplehouse Hellish

[SLUG @generalslug]

ever since i learned “the eagle always faces forward” is an official USPS slogan it’s been a near-constant struggle not to mutter it like a cryptic greeting to every mail carrier i see

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@POTUS Shut up, your rhetoric caused a child to be murdered. Hope your shitty dog bites you.

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Fuck yeah! 💀

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says the country can 'absolutely' afford another war.

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@mfbenji Praying 🙏

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@POTUS @JoeBiden Your rhetoric emboldened a white supremacist to murder a child

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@vinn_ayy Brutal takedown.

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@TheWapplehouse These are the best kinds of weddings!

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@ErinSiobhan Someone give me an invite code :(

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@ElSangito I also just learned this!

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@theblaze And?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this was one of the funniest instagram posts of all time amanda lepore you will always be famous

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@anniierau I used to have this vacuum!

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@spindlypete I once called a store to ask how to lodge the opposite of a complaint.