Ray Bjork

Official Twitter of the Secretary of Jock Jams

[Ray Bjork @danmacknight]

Me in every band I’ve ever played in

[drefanzor memes @drefanzor]

Barron 😳

[Ray Bjork @danmacknight]

@fem_mb This is just patently false. I literally just filled out a birthday card that we bought downtown a few months ago from a really nice small stationary store. My wife stocks up on cards and stationary every time we visit Portland. It’s also a 10 min drive to the giant Maine mall

[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

Nothing Graham Platner has been accused of is worse than anything Warnock, Biden, and (especially) Bill Clinton have been accused of.

It's about ideology. Nothing more. If Graham Platner was a Reasonable Centrist the mainstream media wouldn't be gunning for him.

[bergs @aseriousmang]

yeah you can say I’m a gamer 😏

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Ray Bjork @danmacknight]

Celebrating the 25th anniversary by rebooting their MySpace page is legendary marketing

[blink-182 @blink182]

https://t.co/Hx6UyEDjVW

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

If you're unironically calling Graham Platner a Nazi, you're not a serious person.

He's a doofus who got drunk with his military unit overseas, they all got a tattoo, he later learned it was an obscure Nazi symbol and he stupidly kept it anyway because he thought it looked cool.

[Marcus Stanley @MarcusMStanley]

Reminder that nobody has to speculate on whether Graham Platner is a Nazi from a muddy tattoo he got to look like a badass when he was a 22 year old Marine.

We have years of his anonymous Reddit posts - like this one - before he ever got into politics. They are consistently anti-fascist and anti-Nazi.

In fact the original Republican attack line on him was that he was excessively Antifa. It was only after that didn't work that they switched to the "tattoo nazi" line.

[Ray Bjork @danmacknight]

@StefFeldman When? The primary is literally today. Party should���ve prioritized that about a year ago but here we are

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[lou @sukipotier]

mike love has been outed as a PEDOPHILE and a sexual abuser..... not surprised to say the least .

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

[Ray Bjork @danmacknight]

@TheHofstatter @Zencapital2 @lachancenaomi27 His ex the GOP operative from the Heritage Foundation who helped pave the way for Kavanaugh by orchestrating a smear campaign against his accuser?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

Hey media

Not a Platner fan, but why is he a nonstop story and not Ken Paxton's TWENTY indictments by a GOP led-Texas legislature, securities fraud charges and his wife's filing for divorce on "biblical grounds?"