Dan

[Dan @DanMan15]

@UnSportsESPN Absolutely not

[Dan @DanMan15]

@NJTRANSIT You know it’s May, right?

[Dan @DanMan15]

@GolfMonthly Move it back to August- it more than held its own as the season’s final major.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Dan @DanMan15]

@SnarkMessier Most dangerous lead in sports

[Dan @DanMan15]

@DK_England For real this draft has been questionable at best.. reaching 3 times? Black pick makes no sense with who is available

[Dan @DanMan15]

@shaynagoldman_ cant see them switching gears suddenly now

[Dan @DanMan15]

@OhRyanMead this roster is a crisis he manufactured. It started with last years veterans on the block memo. He lost the room. they’ve never recovered. There was never a plan. there was hope to land a big fish in 2026 FA. They are all gone. he cant fix it. He’s the poison in the well.

[Dan @DanMan15]

@DK_England If youre gonna miss a PAT, thats the one to miss.

[Dan @DanMan15]

@tcgoldrush Whoa whoa whoa.. slow down with the hot takes #NinerGang

[Dan @DanMan15]

@NYRLouie Worst camera work I’ve ever seen. Hate it.

[Dan @DanMan15]

@timkawakami @timkawakami could jujuan for Dexter lawrence be a thing?

[Dan @DanMan15]

@wingoz How many No 1’s were forced to drag anchors with them for 3 matches?

[Dan @DanMan15]

@JR_HIRSHey @GOLF_com @SrixonGolf @SuperStrokeGolf @Fully_Equipped Bryson leads the points for USA this year

[Dan @DanMan15]

@OurSf49ers @NothingBut9ers 3

[Dan @DanMan15]

Rantanen 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Dan @DanMan15]

@NYRangers @OhRyanMead Fire Lavi and Drury yet?

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

We're giving away ~$7,000 worth of gear (see below) this week to our newsletter subscribers.

Let's have some additional fun with that.

If this tweet gets at least 500 retweets today, I'll pick someone who retweets it (*and is also subscribed to our newsletter*) and send them a box of $500 worth of merch from any golf tournament they want this year.

The steps to win.

1. Retweet this.
2. Be subscribed to our newsletter at the time I pick your name (end of Tuesday).

Newsletter link in my bio.

Good luck.

[Dan @DanMan15]

@RepJeffries please tell us what you are doing about it except finger pointing. Take some action

[Dan @DanMan15]

@NYRFanatic I can’t say I’ve seen them skate better than they did that period.