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[grownassbaby @danmandw]

Recycled video by yours truly :)

[D🤎 @xodarianesq]

Why did I choose a profession that feels like having a never ending supply of homework

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

Ladies, if a dude shows signs of a quarter life crisis, run. No amount of "sorting his life out" is worth the gamble

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

He's right though

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Decided to ask this man why he ghosted me and….

[emi 🌷 @myemiiis]

“it isn't healthy for women to consume less than 1200 calories per day” ask me if I care

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

@mangoeilish To non taylor listeners who like pop rock + upbeat songs, go listen to Better Than Revenge. The original version. I am not a swiftie but I LOVE that song. Trust.

[E Am @EAmojis]

“Did you lose weight?” YOU NOTICEDDDD

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

I tend to do this on dates as well I just know why he questions why I keep on looking around

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

eu num lugar público analisando o comportamento de todo mundo

[sarah ❦ @imrlycold]

genuinely losing weight is my highest priority rn and it’s slowly becoming the sole thing i care about at all

[~Lucy @Lucy89_]

A mulher que você ama já foi um sêmen

Você gosta de sêmen

Você é gay

Tenha um ótimo dia seu viadinho

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

as a non swiftie observing from a 3rd perspective, TS haters are just as obsessed about her as her fans are lmaoooo

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA

[Kise @oariake]

can they just kiss 😭?

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

Omggg sandy pink size 28 is so cute ~ https://t.co/A0BQR7hyyc

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Earthquake frequencies affect buildings of different heights

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

Just when i thought being bulimic using lax couldnt get any worse HAHAHA but ey thank god it's reversable

[Dr. AK 🇮🇳 @docakx]

Seen during colonoscopy.

This is how laxative abuse changes the colon.

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

I just know the monthly top artist on spotify is rigged. Tf you mean I've listened to Cavetown on replay but you put Taylor Swift as my no.1 just bcs I listened to her Encore album ONCE and literally ONE song she was only FEATURED in??? what a fucking joke.

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

@snailgirlspring Nahh that nate is a dead alpha retard

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

No amount of kindness in Nate Archibald can cancel the fact that he cheated

[grownassbaby @danmandw]

WEH mama asked me "euphoria tu cerita apa and nak tengok kat mana" just bcs ada Zendaya and I IMMEDIATELY SAID MA DONT