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[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

@devbottttt @wadekistner Seems a little biased from “Almost Hurts SZN” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

@devon_j34 Calvin Austin thooo

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

i see “liked by” tweets from the same two people and idk why twitter wants me to know so much about you i’m sorry.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

This is awesome Dave. Count me in.

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

this is too insane to be real.

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

Boston Dynamics has released yet another video of its robots dancing that is equal parts impressive, creepy, and cringe https://t.co/RF5mQQhC0m

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

September 10th.
Suicide Prevention Day.
Mental illness is Real.
Depression is Real.
There may not be a definitive cure, but do your best to positively impact someone’s life before it gets to that point.

I love you.

[emily fales @emilyannfales]

boys don’t mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.

[he’s a grown man baybee @damexdash]

Are u normal or do U practice your british accent unprovoked

[Jake Houthuysen @jakehoot]

@kellyclarkson @kellyclarkson hey kelly, sadly i am not the jake hoot you’re looking for but appreciate the love

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

#frontyardcookout

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

anyone that calls gatorade by its flavor instead of its color sleeps with their socks on

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

new Black Mirror episode idea... a company that uses all of our data from online social media to create personalized dreams of what we would want to experience and then gets really dark when someone is trapped in a nightmare. @blackmirror @charltonbrooker #BlackMirror

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

what if faceapp is the illuminati and they had all of the celebrities that are members post all of their old filtered pics because they knew everyone else would do the same thing

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

good shit @tylerthecreator

[danmessineo @danmessineo33]

shuffling music is a dangerous game that can remind you of some of the best and worst experiences you’ve had

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

I can’t thank my family, friends and fans enough for their support. Having my family by my side today is something I will never forget. To not only be able to play again, but to be able to win again, is something I will forever be grateful for. This jacket sure is comfortable.