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[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

My first horror short story got published today by Please Leave Podcast! The team behind it was wonderful to work with.

https://t.co/RQsKIGbQJu

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

@WarpedSage @VioletWyle @PopulismUpdates I’m not in any way shape or form in support of the greenland bullshit but the logistics of invading the united states are literally impossible. You have to cross two oceans and two mountain ranges, contend with an armed population, and the largest two air forces in the world

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

Slamming my airpods case on my desk like it’s a badge in a detective movie while I watch the rain from the blinds

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

@josettecrabill And so I’ve skipped breakfast almost daily

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@okimstillhungry Careful, this is how House Of Leaves started

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I wish most Christians understood that these people are just pretentious LARPers for the most part. This is about as cringe as attending a Motley Crue reunion concert lmfao

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

“muh religious freedom” until u dont like the religion

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

Chief editor of an online indie commentary/news organization: “yeah views have been real low so run the Mark Normand got rushed off stage in New York story one more time”

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

Every single major city in Florida

[kirbcide @kirbcide]

For those who don’t know, 95% of Houston looks like this

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

Interesting seeing this art make a comeback after so long even if ironic. Original artist was David Dees. He has an interesting portfolio

[S @AnimeCoinRH]

When a vaxxed says something so fluoridated, you just hit them with that decalcified stare

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

Republicans have never hid what their intentions really were. Half the nation never hid it. If you're experiencing a culture shock right now, you have been fast asleep. The day may feel dark but the sun is only behind the clouds. Organize, regroup, and continue.

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

I promised myself I wouldn't pollute my page with this, but I can't really be quiet. I'm Gen Z. "How could this happen"? I'll gladly explain it:🧵

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

...that begs a really harrowing question about the state of our politics, doesn't it? The DNC fucked Bernie out and CHOSE Kamala, is that not a scary precedent? Or will you continue to feast on the slop they choose for you next cycle?

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

When Hugh Laurie played House on set, was it ableist? At what point is the line actually drawn here?

House would ridicule this sentiment lmfao. Please go outside. Most of the world doesn’t give this much of a fuck.

[finn 🍉 @ironasss]

does this not scream casual ableism to yall

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

@EmmaTolkin Mass Effect Legendary Edition. I keep going back at least once a year

[Dan 😵‍💫 @danmguido]

@AidansMovieCam Maybe we should stop fucking hyper analyzing everything and just agree we either do or don’t like films not upon their age but because they just are or aren’t suited to our personal tastes. GROW THE FUCK UP!!! “I might’ve liked House 1977 if I was in a better mood” GROW UPPPPP