Dan Mikkelson

Triathlete. Law School Grad. Twins Fan.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Iran Deal By Obama:
•Strait of Hormuz open for free
•Iran limits Uranium enrichment
•Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons
•Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance
•Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance

Iran Ceasefire By Trump:
•Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship
•Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment
•Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons
•Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors

MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

I hate MN sports. They should all be canceled

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

I am loving this new season of Succession.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Americans waking up and checking the Ryder Cup score

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL

[Dan Mikkelson @danmikkelson]

That yellow at the top of the can did look strange…@surlybrewing

[Lindsay Mikkelson @LindsayMikkels1]

I was was wondering why my Furious tasted a bit different. I guess I was drinking Xtra Citra with a double label. @surlybrewing #wrongcover #ithoughtittastedweird

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Kelly Sutherland ignores another Flames penalty against Goligoski this time and sends Greenway to the box for interference. Second time he animatedly sends a Wild player to the box after ignoring a penalty while staring at it

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Colin and Che break down the slap

[Dan Mikkelson @danmikkelson]

@JZook1016

[Dan Mikkelson @danmikkelson]

https://t.co/5qOBQKO38I

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Republicans 2017-2020, on POTUS's tweets: What's a tweet? I don't have time for social media. No, I didn't read it. What? Gotta go

Republicans 2021: I was particularly bothered by the second tweet Neera posted on September 17, 2018. Her faves from that day are also troubling...

[Dan Mikkelson @danmikkelson]

@jmill186 @torchystacos @DoorDash 30 min is nothing

[Dan Mikkelson @danmikkelson]

@TempurPedic, ordered a topper two weeks ago with a delivery window of 5-7 days. Still has not shipped. Can you help?

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Damn, this is funny.

[Jamal Adams @Prez]

How does she still have a job?

[Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo]

Remember when President Trump claimed there was widespread election fraud in Florida’s 2018 elections?

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement just wrapped up the investigation and found 0 evidence of it.

https://t.co/5UrwR5A366

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this ad so I'm doing my part and sharing it as widely as humanly possible.

[Dan Mikkelson @danmikkelson]

@comcastcares, I accidentally cancelled my subscription and wanted to speak with someone to make sure it continues. Please help.