Daniel

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@america No

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

[Daniel @danmllx]

in the spirit of the Gulf of America and Lake America, I hereby propose ‘Canada Dry’ become ‘America Dry’

we are not stopping 🇺🇸

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

The word “compromise” doesn’t appear in the 4th Amendment

[Cory Epstein @cory_ep]

Rename Nashville International Airport after Dolly Parton I'm so serious.

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

There is no other point in human history when 10,000 men stampeding across your border was not considered an invasion.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Suing because the President of the United States didn't honor your bribe. Incredible

[Elsa @elsathora]

I’ll never get bored of seeing this flag

[scar @imfat]

people brag about working 70+ hour weeks like it's a flex.

bro you're a slave

[Stonk Prophet @StonkProphet]

hiring Amelia Bedelia just to feel something

[Daniel @danmllx]

burger she wrote

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“using ICE as a voter suppression tool”

[Tesla AI @Tesla_AI]

The lion does not concern himself with driving

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

schrödinger's funny number. 68±1

[Professor Henry F. Trenches @tinylittlehomie]

Hand up, I had no idea. That’s on me.

[boss @boss_on_here]

that's lawslop your honor. You're only enforcing it to maintain social order