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@jdharm ‘s penis has pulled ahead!

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@jdharm ‘s cock has just tied the game!

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@andrewperloff Johnson loves the big pussies.

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@jerrysaltz There is no such thing as a vampire.

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@bomani_jones Is he dancing on the main stage? This could be a good career move for him.

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#dogdoughbarkfest is taken very seriously in my home.

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I love those insurance commercials with musicians rehearsing jingles. They should make one with @agnosticfront

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@ShutUpJoshLami Once Upon a Time in Mexico

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@altonbrown I feel the same way about chunky peanut butter.

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@altonbrown You’re full of fibber.

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The most difficult part of being #vegetarian is getting the tempeh out of the wrapper.

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@paulscheer Is that a typo, or do the entire staff of current and former Red Hot Chili Pepper guitarists follow you?

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@FrankConniff I like the cover version performed by the Brady Bunch kids much better.

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@altonbrown @IngramElizabeth Old free is so much better than the new and improved free.

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@steveagee Wonder Woman has no answer for the awesome power of Tiffany Lamp

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@doughboyspod @msdanifernandez Nick to wife: How's about some BJ's for dessert?
Wife to Nick: Not tonight Nick, you can take care of it yourself.

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@DCComics madness vest

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@FrankConniff Conveniently, both can be found at your local Walmart!

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@RodneyAnon May the Force be with you

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@steveagee So true!!! It's like eating a really rich and fudgy brownie, and finding a grain of coarse salt in the middle, and your whole mouth comes alive and you say to yourself "this was a good brownie, but now it's a magical brownie!"