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[dan @danmoran22]

@SpecialKUS there’s hardly any fruit or yogurt in your “Fruit & Yogurt” cereal. Anyone else noticing this?

[BelannF @BelannF]

JUST A REMINDER OF WHAT TWITTER TOOK DOWN 5 MINUTES AFTER IT WAS POSTED - Don't you love videos which prove what we saw and know to be the truth - Trump said, "Go home and go home in peace" to the protestors.

[dan @danmoran22]

@Tradermayne @POTUS Well gas prices did go down because of Biden… he’s begun to deplete our oil reserves

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hunter Biden arguing with a hooker about how much crack he has https://t.co/LFgbYeBw5c

[dan @danmoran22]

Premium Life Hack: minimize your chances of hitting a deer by maximizing your chances of hitting the truck in front of you

[dan @danmoran22]

@browndyIan 😥

[dan @danmoran22]

@catturd2 @TheRightMelissa LOTR: Return of the King

[dan @danmoran22]

As a former Civil Affairs Specialist, this hits pretty close to home

[dan @danmoran22]

“Remember the tiger”
“There’s the tiger”

[dan @danmoran22]

@LepapillonBlu Lmao, there’s nothing wrong with pulling out of Afghanistan... except when you hastily do so for political purposes and leave millions of dollars of equipment to fall into the hands of a violent extremist group while also not preparing a proper handoff

[dan @danmoran22]

“Andrew Cuomo can’t possibly make things worse for himself”
...
*insults entire ethnic group*

[dan @danmoran22]

“You can live your whole life and never grasp the message behind ‘Frog & Toad’”

[dan @danmoran22]

“You’re basically 2.5 pounds of bacon fat with lightning trapped in it, piloting a flesh mech”

[dan @danmoran22]

“The coolest thing about these masks are you can’t see me laughing at my own jokes”

[dan @danmoran22]

I should not possess the power to buy candy in bulk

[dan @danmoran22]

What lack of honor it must take to let personal relationships supersede truth

[dan @danmoran22]

@kenklippenstein is a scumbag

[dan @danmoran22]

@budgetboykieran The Robidoux weather system has me dying lmao