dan

he plays guitar while i sing lou reed

[dan @danmrdr]

forgot that this existed

[dan @danmrdr]

how do you speak germanese

[dan @danmrdr]

na para bang hindi tayo lahat nagbabayad ng vat

[lex salle @f4ggotism]

mga millennials talaga………….. 🤣🤣🤣

[dan @danmrdr]

ear piercings did not cure my depression ,,,, maybe an eyebrow piercing will

[dan @danmrdr]

gets

[humdumdidumdum @humdumdidumdum]

if that Connor Francois thing is true…. Connor rly got a thing for older men LMAOOO

[dan @danmrdr]

it feels like it were a bygone age

[dan @danmrdr]

sometimes, the closet is glass

[dan @danmrdr]

i lowkey see the vision of the life of a showgirl now ,,,,,

[dan @danmrdr]

how do you spell bojwaisie

[dan @danmrdr]

finally conquered my greatest fear (kumain sa yabu nang mag-isa)

[dan @danmrdr]

the jokes really like to write themselves ✍️

[dan @danmrdr]

(btw guys i’m not dead on twitter dot com this is just no longer my main, i do come back here for the hee hee ha has though)

[bea 🇧🇷 @SlLENTPRINCESS]

a bad photoshop is worth a thousand ai generated pictures

[dan @danmrdr]

fantasy ko ito eh

[dan @danmrdr]

gurl i was so close to jumping off the balcony of nimbb 3rd floor but buti na lang magrerelease si beh ng album 🥹🥹🥹

[dan @danmrdr]

when can i have my cake and eat it too 😞

[dan @danmrdr]

@EtienneTheBiped i am RABID !!! i am frothing at my mouth as we tweet

[dan @danmrdr]

lorde album release week im going to be SO annoying

[dan @danmrdr]

thinking of learning how to write in cuneiform

[dan @danmrdr]

reactivated this acct in the spirit of pride month andaming kabaklaan na nangyari dito eh