Dan

Co-Founder of Heights.
Angel Investor in 100+ startups.
Girl dad. Cat dad. English lad.

[Dan @danmurrays]

80/20 Rule:

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@Danimalish Monkey man was sensational tbf as was he

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@duudestellar @lovesshebaa @Variety That's the thing about humour, it comes in different forms for different people's tastes.

Imagine being the type of person who says I don't find that funny so no one must, about two very commercially successful comedians.

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@duudestellar @lovesshebaa @Variety It's cos they are funny. Not really that deep.

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@DanBurmawy @ComicDaveSmith What a little bitch he is

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@xagreat Taken back to be fair

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@dock_it_ @rivkahbrown Exactly. Not confused he has a character mocking an Israeli, so who's confused?

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@GianmarcoSoresi It's OK they're both Jewish so you can hate them both equally for no logical reason don't worry

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@rivkahbrown You people Complain when he mocks a gay person, when he mocks a Kazakhstan person, when he mocks a white person who thinks he's Black, and yet complain when he mocks an Israeli person?!

Isn't that technically exactly what you would want him to do?

It's. A. Joke.

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@TadhgHickey Must be really tough for you, yeah. Maybe you should try not being a cunt?

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@WalmartHwang @Spilt_The_Milk This

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@Spilt_The_Milk I loved season 2 thought it was superb

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@AmaraSophia literally what you said just isnt true its provably false - I dont mind that in general on twitter but you say you are a journalist - you could at LEAST research the stats.

Jews are #1 most abused minority - 10x more likely than Muslims.

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@RmSalih thats so nice of you that you have no issue combating genuine antisemitism - thank you SO much for your permission.

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@SkyNews Sky news has done lots of the damage

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Finally #1 in something!! Go 🇬🇧!

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🌍 European countries that added the most migrants (2000–2024)

1. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: +7.1M
2. 🇪🇸 Spain: +6.8M
3. 🇩🇪 Germany: +6.4M
4. 🇹🇷 Türkiye: +5.8M
5. 🇮🇹 Italy: +4.4M
6. 🇫🇷 France: +3.0M
7. 🇦🇹 Austria: +1.4M
8. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: +1.4M
9. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: +1.3M
10. 🇧🇪 Belgium: +1.3M
11. 🇸🇪 Sweden: +1.3M
12. 🇵🇱 Poland: +917K
13. 🇮🇪 Ireland: +840K
14. 🇳🇴 Norway: +720K
15. 🇷🇴 Romania: +521K
16. 🇵🇹 Portugal: +476K
17. 🇩🇰 Denmark: +475K
18. 🇭🇺 Hungary: +393K
19. 🇨🇿 Czechia: +386K
20. 🇫🇮 Finland: +378K

Europe's migrant population grew by 40.8 million between 2000 and 2024, up 67%. The UK, Spain and Germany together account for almost half of that increase.

Source: UN DESA

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@mehdirhasan You would neve conveniently tweet disgusting videos depicting the worst of those you slander every day would you? Because you wouldn't be a hypocrite, right?

Right?

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@mehdirhasan This isn't really the own you think it is. They're busy in their ancestral home is a little better than ruining beautiful European culture no?

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@ogmosky @Jvnior @grok @Hamzah_1948 The jews do lots of bad things, but with respect, this racist moron is tweeting defamatory things with total joy cos he has about 1 brain cell, and I'm commenting under it. That's very different to me tweeting negative things about Muslims to my followers, which I wouldn't do.

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@shashank_ssj @grok why did this happen

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@SimonWafya @Jvnior I actually rate this reply and respect it so fair play 👏