Danielle Parker

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Me coaching tonight:

Member: hey are you a teacher

Me: kinda I work at a college

Member: oh well you got that teacher vibe like it’s not bad it’s just you know how to run this class like a tight ship and have good control over us

…Nailed it!

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

When you get stuck behind a garbage truck and it stinks so badly you end up gagging the whole ride home and scrub your body because you now think you smell #roughlife

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

shout out to the man eating his chips so loudly I can hear every mouth noise halfway across the terminal….shut your damn mouth…do you need me to throw you bag out

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

@JD_LikesToast

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Walking down the sidewalk and a
Student asks their friend what is the plural form of platypus… I stop dead in my tracks and go that’s a really good question ….so what is
It?? #askingforafriend

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Yall…apparently I should come in on the weekend and color for a program because I make six figures. What do you all think? #girlplease

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

When you’re watching the Phillies game on your laptop and it decides to have a whole meltdown and shut off when Romano comes on the mound….i think that’s a sign yall….

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

In today’s student staff training:

Students: you know that gen z look

Me: I’m what…idk what that is

Them: you know that look it’s similar to that look you give when someone that’s asks a dump question and it makes me feel like my ass fell out

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Phillies….what is happening right now…#phillies

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Dentist: you need to floss

Me: flosses…pops a filling out

Let’s just say today is not my day and I’m devastated

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Can we talk about everyone’s fascination with Bluey?

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Staff Meeting: We are proposing having a glow party and we will have 4 people as dancers from the team

Me: what, are you saying we are going to have dancers there

The Team: its just a name Danielle relaxxxxx

[NFL @NFL]

The hero we needed. 💚

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Adventure of looking at opening day tickets…

Me: finds tickets puts payment down
Phillies: you can’t buy those
Me: what the hell
Phillies: well you don’t live in the tristate area so no…
Me: I am a loyal fan
Phillies: nope doesn’t count
Me: that’s fine SeatGeek whatcha got

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

Thought process of the day with back to back meetings

Me: hmmmm this Phillies bucket hat is cute I need it
Also me: you don need this
Me: but it’s really cute…how about next pay check 👀👀👀
Also me: you have 4 hats already
Me: next pay check
Also me: 👀👀

#ihaveahatproblem

[Phillies Nation @PhilliesNation]

4. Don’t be like the Eagles
https://t.co/Wwwdps4Nuc

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WOW... #NFL refs have messed the #Eagles over on 5 DIFFERENT PLAYS in the first half of tonight’s game already:

“- Blankenship gets targeted with no flag and is out but no flag

- Holding on a TD and they pick it up

- Refs made their own rules to give Dallas extra penalty yards

- Hurts fumble play had a offside that they didn’t call

- Hurts slid and got hit super late but no call

- Dallas scores with an illegal pick and the flag is picked up AGAIN”

(Via @CantGuardSmitty)

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

9 AND 1 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

BEST TEAM IN THE NFL.

[Danielle Parker @danney1021]

I have been living in Baltimore for 3 years and I have never lived in a city that can’t pronounce my name correctly. I’m about to start making up names at this point #itsdaniellenotdaniel