super nintendo chalmers

game recognise game, and you lookin kinda unfamiliar right now…

[. @punniebugger]

Nobody:

DR Congo goalkeeper:

#ENGDRC

[irene 🟦⬜️🟩 @saltatoryjump]

I hate when a girl full of nothing but piss and vinegar tries to post all cutesy. I know your soul…. You nasty evil devil… unrepost those cats or baby animals or whatever. Start reposting hellfire and brimstone.

[dee @alivedemo]

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking liam gallagher on twitter

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[erin @vanillaspitt]

love m&s clothes but wish they had more slutty option? like would it kill u to run a slit up the thigh of the skirts??? make the tops a touch more see through??? im asking for an m&s for the sluts. once again - an m&s but for The Sluts.

[Zoé Denessa @plushiecollect]

Like half of y’all are not lovers simply because you are not brave. you lack the fierce courage it takes to show vulnerability in the face of romance - it’s a practice, and y’all be severely unpracticed and it’s safe to say it shows

[Kay @therealkay0]

if a ngga ever tell you he left me alone he’s LYING btch i control the traffic

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

I’m the bitch niggas fumble and try to double back for the rest of they lives. “I been thinking about you.” & Bitch you will forever.

[kaybae @localburnergirl]

21 year old hit on me at the bar last night, i mentioned to him the age difference between us and he leans over and tells me “i wouldn’t strangle a lion but id choke a cougar”

oh!

[dk's wife @loumndstat]

#frankenstein

[jynx @jynxbby]

i need a ratchet night out so bad, i’m ready to act like a rottweiler

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

walking around with a woman who’s hotter than u rules. everyone looks at u like ur a dog dragging a giant tree branch. like aww he’s having fun. but he definitely can’t take that home

[GREEN FLAG @RealDaviesJ]

"We're celebrating six years together"

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace