Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher)

🐰 Rabbit Lover 👤 Pokemon Trainer/Card Collector 🪐 Absent Minded 🤼 WWE Enthusiast

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@ch1naweee Probably.

I mean in Sword/Shield:

Sonia says “Grinning like a Meowth” (instead of Cheshire Cat)
Leon says “Putting the cart before the Rapidash”
And I think it’s Honey, Mustards wife, who calls Avery “An odd Ducklett”

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@hamdani_ali @Snarketypes Nope, it’s not just you. There’s definitely been an increase in self-centred behaviour since Covid.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@blairewhite I disagree with your opinion.
It’s not controlling speech - it’s asking people to not use insults. A pretty reasonable request.
And women’s sports aren’t being destroyed. Men aren’t transitioning to “just set records”. Women are still respected athletes across a range of sports.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@PopCrave Vanessa Carlton and a Thousand Miles is up there, for me.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@_hxrrybxtt Time of my Life - Bill Medley, Jennifer Warnes.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

The PE Coach is ill, and I didn’t want the kids to miss out on opportunities so I volunteered to lead the after school Gymnastics club. Which is hilarious because I know very little about it and have absolutely no grace 😂

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THIS WAS THE SMARTEST HOT TAG IN WWE HISTORY

KEVIN OWENS IS BRILLIANT 😂😂😂😂

#SmackDown

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

I saw some Sleeping Peeties (Wallabies)…or maybe they were just Albino.
I completed the 5k in a time I’m happy with.
I bought my mum a surprise McDonalds breakfast.
I picked up my sisters prescription without having to argue or be called a Karen.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

I woke up without much motivation, but I found the joy in a lot of things today.
I arrived early at ParkRun and played Pokémon Go for a few minutes.
I saw Darth Vader Pug - well heard first. (It’s always a good park run when I see Darth Vade pug).

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@TheSimpsons I can’t believe Helen Lovejoy is ragging on her chord.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

So I found out Q Tips (Cotton Buds) are called QTips because the Q stands for Quality and the Tip refers to the end where the cotton is

I also found out they were called Baby Gays

But I still don’t know why they are ear hole size if we aren’t meant to clean our ears with them🤦‍♂️

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@lauren_vasiliou Yeah, I would. How can they discuss physical anatomy and use a gingerbread man with no mention to the gum drop buttons.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

And to make it even better I heard scratching….it was my neighbour Karen walking on stones putting her bin out.
(I recognised her car a few moments before because I’m a saddo who can tell the pitch of their neighbours car engine)

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

Mum went to drop food off at Beth’s.
I went in the loft, started throwing things down to the bottom and ended up knocking the ladder over and getting stuck in the loft for 30 minutes with nobody in the house and no way to reach the ladder.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

So I spent that 30 minutes judging the fashion in wedding and baby photos from the 80s 90s and now.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@PepitoTheCat Happy birthday travels Pepito 🎉

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

But, unironically, this actually is something.

[Damon Beres @dlberes]

People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

Normally, I “downplay” my life.
I take something good, and add a “but” with some sort of negativity.

But today, I made it through the first day back at work after the 6 weeks holidays even though I felt massively anxious. I took on challenges. I ran my club.

[Daniel 🙈 (Purple Pansear Dishwasher) @danniegordon]

@SassyMetisChick That takes an immense amount of courage. She is definetley a hero. I hope she has the best things in life after a horrific ordeal.