Danni Crosby Magdon

Florida 🐊 girl in the DMV. Mother of kittens and Silas W. Wife of Magz. Gangster nerd in her own right.

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

I’ve got diamonds in my eyes at the #TSTheErasTour Capital One Elevator! #TSxCapitalOne https://t.co/ORUeXZUghb ✨✨✨@_crosbutt

[Alexandria The Pro Audio Wiz 🪄 @DOPECHICKBEATS]

@elmo This you Elmo? Lol

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

@rmmcgovern @stephenmasmith This! It is regulated in TV but Internet laws haven’t been updated since 1995. Clearly things have changed but laws haven’t. The streaming volume thing is 100% the hill my hubs will die on if he ever has to meet w a senator.

[Gowans @tootsdeville]

All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo thinks it's a great day to be Red.❤️ Elmo loves you Ms. @taylorswift13!

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

@ALHavlock No one understands my “finger flicking choreography” comments. The movie doesn’t hold up, but the lines def do

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

Pointy feet not pointy words. Pointy words are mouse turds #stickit

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

@ALHavlock A HIGHLY under rated film for one liners.

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

Leslie Jones’ Olympic commentary is the best reason to have a Twitter

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

So annoying these judges @Olympics @TeamUSA

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

It cannot be overstated how tired I am

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

So do we have these dead cicada exoskeletons as part of the decor now? How long till my yard is less crunchy?

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

@manymanywords Israeli couscous with cucumber, tomato and feta.

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

My yard and trees are covered in cicada exoskeletons. Ick ick ick #BroodX

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

This is frustrating. What about kids that can’t be vaccinated ? So we suddenly don’t care about kids in carts or those at home ?

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

Publix will no longer require facial coverings starting Saturday https://t.co/DRUNDSuXts

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

Did you ever have a day a snowcone couldn’t fix ?

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

@PaulaZCrosby We will bring you over to the kitten dark side muah ha ha

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

Rephrase for the badasses out there without kids that are also killing it: women are tired of owning the list.

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

The nicest thing you can do for your mom is to notice your surroundings. Don’t wait for her to task you, it means she had to think of and manage the to do list. Wanna make her world? Notice something, take care of it, and watch her light up with happiness.

[Danni Crosby Magdon @dannifrosting]

“Let me know if you need anything” is toxic AF. She not only has to manage the list, but admit that she can’t do literally everything. Mamas everywhere are tired of owning the list.