Danni

Imagine all the people, living life in peace...

[Zachary Dickson🖤 @djworm6]

Texas drivers in one tweet https://t.co/tgQVdPQ9S3

[Moronica Lewinsky @ihatejoerogan1]

How dare you drive the speed limit when I’m late to something due to my own poor time management skills

[Bianca @mz_bee726]

B/C....Boomers tricked us into obtaining $20K+ in student loan debt only to try to pay us $15/hour upon graduation due to “entry level” status. THEN want us to gain 8+ years of experience before giving us real raises—all while charging $1200+ a month for a 875sq ft apartment 😓 https://t.co/bCNphA9Dtb

[relatable @byreIatable]

Ya'll think highschool teachers bad at putting grades in?? Wait till you get to college and you dont even know your overall letter grade

[Danni @dannizee50]

Last night I didn’t have a hair tie, so my boyfriend held my hair up for me while I washed the makeup off my face

[Danni @dannizee50]

It has been so difficult taking dairy out of my diet, and it’s only been two days..

[Donnie Waters @Donnie_Waters]

It’s hard out here, even for a squirrel. 🙏🏻🐿🙏🏻

[Danni @dannizee50]

@Slateralligat0r OMG that’s what I do to relieve stress too! Lol

[JD Ⓥ @jxpex_]

University of Texas did an advertisment 9 years ago about dropping cigarette butts on the floor and I don’t think it got enough attention because I still constantly see people complaining about getting fined for it... this is what potentially happens when you do, please stop.

[Valeria. @_valeriaa21]

I keep subtitles on when watching netflix cause my fatass cant hear whats going on over the munching of snacks

[relatable @byreIatable]

The most useful thing I learned in college is how to quiet my breathing so no one realizes how much I struggle walking up a flight of stairs

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

me: i have to start eating healthier

me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: