Dann Novak

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

@Finntrevor5486 It is the post-crash audio that terrifies me: wheezing, groaning...yeesh

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@TicoRomao2 And there is a Wilhelm Scream in the sound mix

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

Yup...

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This man needs a standing ovation 👏🏾 the way he intellectually articulates himself. This is what they fear

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

@catwithaura What a gorgeous cat...little bit of leopard or cheetah in the DNA.

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@mleblancvbh9 By all accounts he was a good guy. Wishing you and his family peace

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

@BadSpit Ahhh, L.A. rock in the late 70s was awesome. I was the stage manager at The Troubadour and got to work with everyone. These guys used to play on the Venice Boardwalk.

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

@Super70sSports Bruce was the goods on screen and off

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@Playteaux1 #brilliant

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@BirrelleBee I don't comment often, but this clip really hit me the right way. That was a lot more than just 12 steps...

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

@Selene_Mariposa That earned a follow. No notes.

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

Sounds about right...

https://t.co/oBx9wuXKOh

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

@TonesOfMusic This whole thread is like comparing apples to dump trucks. But if I had to pick one: Steve Jordan

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Very cool. Awesome stage technology: stage wagon in Seoul South Korea https://t.co/J91E5Ujcp4 via @YouTube

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@sasquatchvlogtv Bartender boat, made for this

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@ff2005_ff Swiss Army Man!

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@kmkstuff @rocknrollofall 20G is brilliant

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@Hot_Pepper76 Chips, dips, chains and whips…no tossing off!

[Dann Novak @DannNovak]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 There’s a smaller version at the Fontainebleau in Miami, just across from the reception desk.