Daniel Webster

VP of Engineering at Fandango. Puzzler, RPG player, MTG Player. Kind of a huge nerd. You probably didn't recognize me because of the red arm.

[Daniel Webster @dannwebster]

#alitaexperience

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@AmandaMarcotte why isn't the cameraperson helping?

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@dannwebster ... when not even Keanu can help

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When no one can find the source of the DOS attack

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At least Lex Luthor would be competent...

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Looking through my git repo is like looking through an old photo album: Forgotten memories. Nostalgia. Embarrassing fashions and fads...

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I just finished "Before the Fall" by @noahhawley. I feel like I won the random-book-pulled-from-the-library lottery with that one.

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That sounds amazing. https://t.co/TcjOtbdtQS

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Q: What's the perfect date?
A: ISO-8601.

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"In the war between common sense and marketing genius, marketing is going to win out." -from Before the Fall by @noahhawley

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@loneblockbuster I think @emilyhughes found those tapes you have been missing https://t.co/TsXQeimtlX

[Kim Rathcke Jensen @kinablog]

From a Norwegian paper:
- If you were stranded on an island, who would you bring along?
- I'll take one for the team and bring along Trump

[Joss Whedon @joss]

I'm sure this has been tweeted - I got it via the great @JohnCassaday, & so say we all.

[Kotlin by JetBrains @kotlin]

Kotlin 1.1 Beta Is Here!
https://t.co/2mR7V6WC1m

[Daniel Webster @dannwebster]

@SwiftOnSecurity I'm Stone Age: learned team leadership, management and scheduling from running tabletop RPGs (thanks, @SJGames! #GURPS)

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Words to ponder from the first Republican president, who helped fend off the original Know-Nothings. Also appropriate for MLK Jr Day.

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I see my @Fandango peeps front and center. https://t.co/jK9IcznyYV

[Jody Mulkey @jodymulkey]

Great turnout at the inaugural @GraphQL meetup hosted at @Ticketmaster HQ and organized by @tombray

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"-ooine" is the "-istan" of the #StarWars Galaxy

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This is a perfect guide to "How to #DevOps" by showing exactly how not to #DevOps. It's like the -3 Ways https://t.co/o2fjrpikRA

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

For anti-fascist managers who want to sabotage Nazi-controlled factories: "Hold conferences when there is more important work to be done."

[Daniel Webster @dannwebster]

@dannwebster Less immediate, but related: "Don't give bodies which can pass for human to your sapient AI digital slaves." #westworld #humans