There are 2 types of people on gambling twitter right now…
1) The people that hit the Mbappe/Messi/Haaland parlay.
2) And the people that didnt.
And everyone has made it VERY known which side they are on 😅
Had lunch with my parents today and we were talking about my uncle.
- He’s 44
- Never married
- Good shape
- Tons of money
- Travels the world constantly
- Always with different women
Mom says she feels bad for him. I’m just sitting here thinking like why his life rocks
🤯 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso is ready for Liverpool.
If Liverpool submit a concrete offer, he will accept – provided his conditions are met in advance.
Arne Slot will leave in the summer, and Liverpool have avoided an immediate dismissal only because their UCL rivals have also dropped points.
[Axel Hesse, BILD]
Apparently the whole
5g of Creatine
Bed by 9, at the latest
290 grams of Protein
Strength training 4X a week
Deep core exercise 3X a week
10k steps daily 
Magnesium before before bed
Omega3 and probiotic in the morning
Daily reading
Phone on dnd
No alcohol
Iodine when you wake up
actually works.
NEW 🚨
Being told Cody Gakpo may be unavailable this Saturday against Brighton. Being told Gakpo and Arne Slot have got a Valentine’s Day meal booked together in Liverpool before the game.
BE BORING 2026:
- Go to the gym
- Take your vitamins
- Meal prep every Sunday
- Eat your home-cooked meals
- Walk 8,000–10,000 steps a day
- Pack your gym bag the night before
- Say no to things that drain your energy
[🟢] BREAKING: Liverpool have BANNED Jamie Carragher from Anfield. The club believe he is tarnishing his reputation and embarrassing himself.
(@pauljoyce)