Tiger Festival

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

I'm made of suicidal thoughts and salted caramel ice cream right now.

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

Well, this is probably it. Larry is extremely sick and I probably won't be in Kingsport much longer. : / I can't handle this. X.x

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

I like my men like I like my coffee, generally homeless.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

R.I.P.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Every Time

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

Hi, I'm Luna, watch me be boring in otherwise existing situations in FFXV: Kingsglaive and FFXV.

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

The only hope I have is my heated blanket and my cat. Gonna die in this car before I make it. So cold. X.x

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

As I park, I can't help but wonder "How badly do I really need this job? " xP

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

I need to go inside and get my Chinese food but I'm just so tired. <_<

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

Of course, Bravely Second. Force me to make extremely delicate moral decisions that evoke...these icky emotion things. Ugh. #BravelySecond

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(808): Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

I already hate the protagonist of this Dreamworks show I decided to watch.

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

Date: "What are your hobbies?"

Me: "Working 50 hours a week and complaining loudly that I wish I was dead."

[Tiger Festival @Danny383]

*Finds a hostage*
"Help me! I've been taken against my will!"
Me: "But did they rape you tho"
#Skyrim