Danny Beans

He / Him / Hey You / Get Out Of My Garbage Or I'm Calling The Police

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@AFlorence10462 Draft dodgers generally don't get promotions.

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@pastry_cubcake William Shatner.

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@RoguePOTUSStaff He just wants another parade route.

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@chris_poland11 @Tanya_Sabrinaaa 151's overkill. Most flambés use regular old 80-proof.

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@HankDesmondPhD Your grandson is ChatGPT?

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@TRUMP_IS_STUPID @HankDesmondPhD Now, now, let's keep it factual. There's no credible evidence that he ever fucked his mother.

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@foresaken4skin Something something Schrödinger's Cat.

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@foresaken4skin It's more of a kneading action.

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@DJSnM Still only one Apollo astronaut. The new four are Artemis.

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@ValeriTrombley @Elainebks @altonbrown @amazon Well that escalated quickly.

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@Inemity @ArcanesDreamer @krassenstein Atlanta, 1864.

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@ValeriTrombley @Elainebks @altonbrown @amazon I mean, I don't like that a retail company is taking over news media either. I just don't see how that's relevant to it being the only way I can get some products.

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@Elainebks @ValeriTrombley @altonbrown @amazon Living in the country myself, they sell a lot of things that have *never* been available in my area. There was no competition to wipe out in the first place.

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@foresaken4skin I'd say you'd just have to give it to the DoJ, but they didn't actually comply with the time limit, so you might be off the hook.

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@JimmySportToons @GovPressOffice What do you reckon that "small 2 inch piece of shrapnel" would have done to somebody's face?

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@NigelGraz Fight Club, with the added twist that he doesn't realize he's unreliable for most of it.

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@ProCrazyPerson @foresaken4skin Home Dephoe

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@foresaken4skin Excellent Kubrick Stare.

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Nobody noticed "JG" in the group chat because #Hegseth's Secret Service codename is "Jägermeister General."

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@SocialSecurity You know what would help with that? Not giving Elon access to my SSN.