Danny Getz

[Danny Getz @danny_getz]

Fauxback Bobbleboy was father’s name

[Wisconsin Timber Rattlers @TimberRattlers]

Guarantee all 10 bobbleheads → https://t.co/gBHFQcL9ne

[Wisconsin Timber Rattlers @TimberRattlers]

Guarantee all 10 bobbleheads → https://t.co/gBHFQcL9ne

[Danny Getz @danny_getz]

Listening to Arcade Fire at a bar while three women excitedly talk about how aging celebrities can be actually attractive too is the first time I’ve ever felt my age.

[Danny Getz @danny_getz]

No joke, I think my Lyft driver is in love with driving straight, and it’s a delight.

[Danny Getz @danny_getz]

Yeah, duh. Like millions of years https://t.co/PuHYdnhVhU

[Danny Getz @danny_getz]

Big day for the Photoshopping players into new jerseys guy.

[Danny Getz @danny_getz]

I want to face some fears this summer. Where’s a good place to start with octopuses?

[Danny Getz @danny_getz]

They really get it over at @FOXSports! The best way to drive interest in a sport is to ignore something fun and novel in favor of old players repeating talking points about a game that starts in 6 hours.