Danny Howe

Special agent for the MIB/ master of roofing.

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

The top 4 teams have created tier 0 this weekend #RWC

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

F1 in America feels so awkward

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Paul Gascoigne has arrived at White Hart Lane with a fishing rod, some chicken, and four cans of lager, claiming to be a friend of Antonio Conte!

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

I also will not be appearing on @BBCMOTD tomorrow in solidarity with G dog

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

No idea how Dion Dublin got the opening match of the World Cup gig

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

As if England just took a draw against 13 men in a friendly 😂😂😂

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

I’m very disappointed Ronaldo chose us over a 2 year contract worth £233,000,000. Thought he was smarter than that

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

To be fair this @PiersUncensored is a pretty good show. Didn’t even know it existed until last night

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

Glazers out has turned into Ronaldo out because he’s supporting the Glazers out movement 🤯🤯🤯

[Race Notes @Race_Notes]

Remember what Sergio Perez did in Abu Dhabi for Max Verstappen?

Surely you can give two points back?

Very strange and big call from Verstappen. Will Red Bull do anything or is he bigger than the team? 🤔

#BrazilGP #F1

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

Max Verstappen confirming that he’s a dickhead

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

I hope the Conservative Party don’t skip judges houses to speed up the process… that’s my favourite part #Conservatives

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

😂😂😂 ffs 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

😳

[Johnny Mercer @JohnnyMercerUK]

Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇

[Danny Howe @danny_howe1990]

#GeneralElectionNow

[Benedict Sesko @BenedictSize]

Eric Bailly being shipped to France while Phil Jones cashes in his weekly cheques is a criminal offense.

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

Eric Bailly has arrived in Marseille for his medical.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“I am willing to serve as caretaker Prime Minister because that’s frankly less ridiculous than the idea of Boris Johnson hanging around a minute longer” #YesWeCat #LarryForPM