Dan Pods

Mary Steenburgen fan account | Unprofessional bullshit

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

My mom just sent the family group chat this pic of me as a kid LOL

[Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff]

This clip from Afroman’s testimony is his biggest courtroom hit so far.

You can find many more on my TikTok and Instagram. https://t.co/FkcLY3c9sQ

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they were right to take cigarette ads off tv, I would’ve smoked a pack a day if I saw this when I was 14

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

BREAKING: Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin suspended 5 games for slashing Rasmus Dahlin. #LetsGoPens

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago."

"But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power."

"I don't care who's consolidating their power."

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

Hell yeah

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Welcome to the Electric Car of the Future, sponsored by the Gasoline Producers of America!

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

Josh Allen after this game

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

My new favorite thing to do in my 30s is to fight with bigots in the comment section on Facebook

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

Today’s a great day to be a nicki minaj hater

[Local Honey @MolinaroMike]

@ali_sivi What if Zohran was like "I'm actually Batman" and Trump was like "That is very cool he is very cool I actually like that a lot"

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

This lady at Amvetts is trying so hard to chit chat with everyyyyyybody and no one is having it

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

Hope you had a great bday @bratty_b

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

ilu bday girl ❤️💋 @bratttyb_

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

Time to go fight with the incels on Facebook in the local news comment section

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

Andrew Cuomo really spent the last day of his campaign talking about how he technically does not have the same car as OJ Simpson

[BuffaloDPW @DPWBuffalo]

Our plan is now available in our bio.

[Dan Pods @danny_pods]

@Ojs_Bronco I love it she absolutely drags her ex and his mistress and it all sounds so pleasant lol

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

startup idea: instagram but it only shows you posts from people you follow and they’re in chronological order

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Cinema has lost its panic shriek queen.

Diane Keaton (1946–2025) 🕊️