Danny Tarr

a jack of all trades but a master of none

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@Apple when will the iPhone support mask recognition? #COVID19

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we all have that one shirt we don’t feel like folding so we throw it back in the dirty clothes pile #realtalk

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but really, what did people obsess over before tracking packages were a thing?

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#Spotify playlists:

Discover Weekly: “Let’s put together some songs from crappy artists you’ve never heard of. Maybe you’ll like just one of them”

Release Radar: “Here’s 10 good songs, and a song from the same album for 5 consecutive weeks. Hopefully you won’t notice!”

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@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump #BradOnBlast

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April Fools Day 2020 jokes: all of 2020

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plot twist: the movie cast away was actually about tom hanks in quarantine #coronavirus

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@HuKitchen Your chocolate bar isn’t charging. Any suggestions?

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ordered a blueberry muffin with cream cheese at breugger’s bagels... probably need to do #DryJanuary

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when did christmas cards start costing $5.99?

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gonna tell my kids this was The Tin Man

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a professional networking platform for tattoo artists — call it InkedIn

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@Stephucks amen brother 🙌🏼

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have we just accepted that paper towels are the replacement for napkins?

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gonna tell my kids this was the Night King #GoT

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what a great day to be a mountaineer #AppState

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Cool. I've been wearing my @WarbyParker glasses for a week and come to find out they put the wrong prescription in them. #seeingdouble

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it’s slightly less cool when you make aggressive driving moves but leave your blinker on

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the perfect way to ensure you never grab beers with someone - tell them “let’s go grab beers sometime”

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packing my own lunch = shoving as many snacks as I can into one grocery bag