Danny Wallace

boy genius. Steve-o wanna-be

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

Free the mf nip

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

@_hatfield_ Same with chiropractors !!

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

@elbowpastaeater So true!!!

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

#BearDown

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You’ll still probably die but the shark will be like “lol what”

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

How’s everyone’s corn and tea going? Miss the boys

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

Thankful we have ROTC in town to protect us from the virus #hero

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

Free the mf nip

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

2021 is gonna be my year

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

He went to Jared, i went to Denny’s #breakfastforlunch

[bro🥸 @Estebeaner_21]

i am a SLUT for fried pickles

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dads:

gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”

tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”

flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”

asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”

answers the phone: “YELLO”

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I feel sorry for anybody that’s facing the chiefs this year... seriously

[NFL @NFL]

"He's doing things at the QB position that people have never seen before."

MVP. And the #NFLTop100 No. 4 player of 2019: @Chiefs QB @PatrickMahomes! 👏

(via @NFLNetwork)

[Bishop Miege Cheer @BishopMiege_CHR]

#SeniorSunday
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Name: Erin 🌹⁣

Outside of Cheer: ⁣
• A. Coach - KSD Cheer Team⁣⁣
• Herd Captain⁣
• Spirit Club
• Tutor

Favorite Memory: Driving Morgan to Cheer Camp

Future Plans: Attending the University of Central Missouri and majoring in Biomedical Engineering❤️

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

There are no true superheroes, convince me I’m wrong

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

Like a midget at a urinal, gotta stay on your toes.

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

Check out my high light tape 😈😤 https://t.co/JBngZ4kdma

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

I’m still kia-high #kiaros #or #die

[Danny Wallace @danny_wallace1]

Everyone is a country fan when Kenny is in town, smh