Danny Watson

[Danny Watson @danny_watson93]

"You’re not even watching the movie"

Me: Yes I am

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around & flicker lights then you can use a mop:

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"No internet connection"

Me the next minute:

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Halloween when I was a kid... 😂

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How the dentist receptionist looks at me when i don't know if i'm free at 10AM 6 months from now.

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When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood

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Walking into work on October 1st like:

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September 30th October 1st

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Basically how I'm handling life:

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Me when I'm having a discussion:

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When you step outside and get that first whiff of spooky weather:

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*23 missed calls, 120 messages*
Me with my phone in silence:

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Why aren't mice doing this anymore?

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How people look at the gym when they're waiting for you to finish your set

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When I'm genuinely so full and I can barely breathe but someone mentions dessert

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When your favorite song comes on but there are too many people around

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Me in the morning trying not to fall asleep again

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7 year old me after getting a paper crown from Burger King

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*Weather changes a little*

Me:

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"Dreams have meaning"

My dreams: