Danny Valadez

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

@Fuuurnando7 What did I just watch

[ESCORPION DORADO @ESCORPIONGOLDEN]

Coticé cubre bocas con particulares para una donación desde la semana pasada, hoy ya los venden a 10 veces más. Chinguen a su puta madre! Está bien ganarse la vida pero lucrar con la necesidad es una chingadera

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

That Walter white commercial tho... lol
Zero to a 4 million real quick, real quick

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

4.5 millions$ for a 30 seconds spot commercial during super bowl.... I can afford like .000001 sec :)

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Cortaba cartuchos mazizo, andaba en la raptor habia que accionar!

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

#SOTU

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Rox: youre a nasty old pig
Me: :(

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Gas : $1.69 per gallon unbelievable!

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Traigo mi carro del año que entra

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

This right here is the land of opportunity!!

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

@d1estr0 yesir, that thing works good

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Never again

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

@Fuuurnando7 @Davidofsky @d1estr0 no shave November its all im saying

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Im getting married!

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Finally I got my present :D

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

She asked: where we going?
Me: my house
Asked again: for what?
Me: a remojar la brocha
She laughed and said ok
#winning

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Hangover, hangover, hangover! >:(

[El Chico @Fuuurnando7]

10$ minimum? "Let me get a shot of patron"

[Danny Valadez @dannyags89]

Tamales for lunch!! Yees