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Boom yey audaces solum once wrestled a bear to the ground and tame lions at weekends #beprepared god is my judge

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@KendalCalling

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@DadJokeMan Some Egyptian fella just pulled up in an Escort, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window. Bloody toot and car moon.

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#aprilsfoolsday twitter today be like

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@Independent

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@ladbible If in dout always pull out.

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@PaddyMcGuinness

[The Shed Project (Band) @project_shed]

Go onnnnnn then.....giz a vote kids ❤️

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@ThePoke In lizz we trust

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@SundayBrunchC4 Can't believe i burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night ....
Should have put it on aloha setting.

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@SundayBrunchC4 My wife left me because of my addiction to touching pasta.

Now I’m feeling cannelloni...

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@SundayBrunchC4 Where does Noah go for his clothes shopping?

Prime Ark.
🤣

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@SundayBrunchC4 Some Egyptian fella just pulled up in an Escort, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window. Bloody toot and car moon.

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@SundayBrunchC4 Was a bit worried, I thought I was stung by a suspicious Russian wasp yesterday…

Turned out it was a only cagey bee...

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@BurgerKingUK Bring these badboys out

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@ThePoke

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A piece of string walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve string here."

So the string leaves, twists himself up a bit, walks back in and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "Aren’t you that string I just kicked out?”

“No,” said the string, “I’m a frayed knot.”

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@ladbible