Dan Andrade

*chef’s kiss*

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

Left my number for a waitress over the weekend. I either wrote it wrong or she doesn’t have a phone, because there’s no reason she wouldn’t have hit me up. I was incredibly charming

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

I don’t recommend biking down lakeshore listening to Blonde as the sun comes down. Emotional terrorism

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

Listening to Missy Elliot and getting full body chills

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

@lorEnMichh I’ll try to pencil you in the calendar

*sees you twice a week*

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

The “pretending to DJ on the charcuterie board” bit always brings the house down. And that’s just one of many in my bag. I suggest you get around me this summer

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

@livbott Whenever the Robey opens next

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

Accidentally deleted an app on my phone. Messed up my muscle memory of apps. I still don’t know which one is gone. It’s driving me absolutely fucking crazy

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

I’ll be god damned if I ever skip All Summer Long on the ol shuffle

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

Happened again, would ya look at that

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

No one in the history of our human existence falls in love with their waitresses more than me

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

I was Lyons School District 83 Spelling Bee Winner in 2004, as we all know, but I still spell “separate” wrong on my first try every single time

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

Yes he did!

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

@emilymarieash I’ll live text you everything that happens in it, no worries

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

Not letting myself place any more bets until I finish wordle, connections, & the mini

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

No one in the history of our human existence falls in love with their waitresses more than me

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

@emilymarieash Shits kinda fire though 👀

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

@LandOfJake They don’t.

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

*checks to see if Sweetgreen has any Black Friday deals*

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

every time someone so much as mentions The Social Network, I think "I should watch that tonight"

[Dan Andrade @dannyandrade1]

Someone chose to watch Stuart Little on this flight. That’s sick