Danny

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[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Hey, Governor Patrick- it’s your counterpart in Pennsylvania.

I’d like to collect your handsome reward for reporting voter fraud.

I got a dude in Forty Fort, PA who tried to have his dead mom vote for Trump.

I’d like mine in Sheetz gift cards pls.

ps. The Cowboys blow.

[. @SuiNeltwork]

filling splash mountain with trump supporter tears

[. @SuiNeltwork]

donald trump just applied for a job as a dumbass but we don’t need a replacement for goofy. we love goofy

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Math doesn’t respond well to opinion

[. @SuiNeltwork]

two ghosts escaped from the haunted mansion ride and are debating on national tv right now

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[. @SuiNeltwork]

the little guys from it’s a small world just got up and walked out on to the freeway

[. @SuiNeltwork]

on this day in 1955, disneyland opened its doors to the public. to celebrate the 65th anniversary, we are going to reopen today. you must remain in your car and drive through the park.

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

I’m at a loss. No words. I’ve been part of two big families with Grant Imahara over the last 22 years. Grant was a truly brilliant engineer, artist and performer, but also just such a generous, easygoing, and gentle PERSON. Working with Grant was so much fun. I’ll miss my friend.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

who falls UP stairs? it's like pence was getting closer to god and god was like f u

[Danny @dannyb13579]

“It’s muh heritage, not hate!”
But your heritage IS hate though...

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

Nascar wants to ban the CONFEDERATE FLAG??? I DONT THANK SO

[Danny @dannyb13579]

#fucktuckercarlson

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I’m sad to say that my father, Jerry Stiller, passed away from natural causes. He was a great dad and grandfather, and the most dedicated husband to Anne for about 62 years. He will be greatly missed. Love you Dad.

[Bruce Springsteen @springsteen]

Over here on E Street, we are crushed by the loss of John Prine. John and I were "New Dylans" together in the early 70s and he was never anything but the lovliest guy in the world. A true national treasure and a songwriter for the ages. We send our love and prayers to his family.

[Nate Barnes @NateBarnes_]

I lived in Orange County for most of my childhood. Kobe Bryant was my hero growing up. As I grew older, I developed a deeper understanding of the way he approached and played the game which heightened my appreciation for one of the best to ever play basketball.

I am devastated.

[Danny @dannyb13579]

@Al_Si_P @lizlane529 SO I SAY GOOD BYYY-EEE TO A TOWN THAT HAS EARS AND EYES

[Tim Bergling @Avicii]

“Spread positivity through my music, in message and enjoy success but not materialistic success” - Tim, 2018

Forever in our hearts, minds and ears ❤️