"I get more mad because of the other games...we need to fight REALLY bad to get out of this situation"
Ruben Amorim says that today's result has made him 'really mad' with Man United's previous results across the Premier League π―
Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
@RossJones1992 Mate, Welsh Rugby is in a bad place, from top to bottom, even a football fan can see that, the atmosphere is diabolical, too many cooperate seats, βday outβ atmosphere! They donβt seem to have any direction on the field! Sad to watch it is!
@BBCNews@RishiSunak - Hereβs a thought, perhaps put the time and effort into forcing euthanasia onto human scum such as peodophiles? I donβt know, personally, I think that would be a much better outcome for society π€·ββοΈ
A 3 day old daughter, yet he still managed to pump out a fucking belter of a comms for our amusement ππ»
Iβd still have eyes like pissholes in the snow from lack of sleep, worry, celebrating etc etc
Give that tweet a bastard retweet for the lad!
Let's get right behind the lads Sunday evening, the whole stadium rocking from the first minute.
We've left it the hard route now with 3 wins needed let's push the boys over the line with that famous atmosphere.
Get in the ground early!!!!
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