Danny Birch

Tattoo Artist and Educator

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@TateNews_ That IPhone reverse cameras are designed for womens selfies and they make mens heads look weird. Oval with thin necks. They should ask gender when you buy, big jaw and thick neck lens please.

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This just happened

Ask your tattoo questions now

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The G Team

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@TateTheTalisman Im sure in the UK at least its more about the insane restrictions and regulations over the land rent.

But my only reference is from Clarksons Farm show. Which is very good for farming IMO.

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If you’re thinking of getting your first tattoo but you don��t know what to get.

Thats means you’re not ready for your first tattoo.

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The problem with fine line tattoos is the people doing them.

Inexperienced spmu artist jumping straight into tattooing a style that takes years to master.

#fallout

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She ended up with the exact shaped heart that her son was holding when he was cremated.

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The most annoying thing about tattoo clients.

Asking for a style of tattoo that I don’t do.

Refer to someones portfolio before asking.

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Sure, bring me a design on a napkin.

But don’t get butt hurt when my design is better and yours goes in the trash.

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hand tattoos don’t age well.

Change my mind

#tattoos #handtattoos #debate #changemymind

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Apparently you can only see Aurora through a phone screen now, and not with the naked eye.

Did the matrix just add a filter to EVERYONES camera?

#aurora #northernlights #thematrix

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@andrewschulz ‘see you there’ is the most powerful tattoo you could get.

Where are you, Im on my way to implant that energy and memory under your skin bro.

#andrewschulz

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If you want a tattoo but you don’t know what to get, that means you’re not ready for a tattoo.

Wait.

#poorchoices

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How to organise chaos.

Link in bio.

#stress #chaos

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@TateTheTalisman Just had my second son. Training begins now.

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@TateTheTalisman You should see the other guy

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Team Drake #drake #kendrick

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Getting a life sleeve in your 30’s is dumb.

You’re not even half way through.

Make start sure, but leave gaps or you’ll end up completely covered with your dead dog portrait on your butt cheek.

#tattoo

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Most common tattoo placement these days is inner forearm because tattooists are lazy and can sit more comfortably.

#tattoo

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The problem with long breaks during your tattoo is that it will swell up and hurt more when we come back.

Sit tight, breathe.

#tattoo