Metaverse Dan

One attempt teenage drama queen, but make it meta. #ColumbiaBiz

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

I'm not proud of everything I've done but at least I never had an Ed Hardy phase.

[brooke @stroznuts]

in 2003 my mother staged a photoshoot with me in the front lawn on our cul de sac so she could take pics of the aftermath of a domestic kerfuffle that ended with a wife throwing her husband's things out on their lawn (and later burning them)

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

Been decaf only for a month now. Some call that personal growth

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

The bright side to developing a caffeine dependence is that all I have to do is stop drinking coffee for two hours and I’m out cold.

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

One of these days I really gotta donate to Wikipedia

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

Turns out cigarette-themed amusement parks were a flop

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

Who decided the order of the alphabet

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

@TheGreatMedium Lfg

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

There’s something dystopian about Twitter personalities discussing the demise of Twitter on Twitter. It’s like reporting the sinking of the Titanic from the ship itself

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

My terminal is invariably the last stop on the JFK Airtrain regardless of which terminal it is

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

@Abraham_L_L This review is generous in my opinion

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

Then: this train car looks pretty empty!!

Now: this train car looks a little too empty…

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

@thekingkaitlin Happy power chord day

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

The skeptics aren’t a fan of my Dad sweatshirt. Wait until they see the Marlboro jacket tomorrow

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

Coachella was amazing @Sir_CHARL3S

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

@Sir_CHARL3S Bro are you here?

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

I’m 27 and I just arrived at the airport precisely two (2) hours before my flight

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

@CathJSweeney And STILL aren’t profitable!

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

Been seeing a lot of “1/x 🧵” lately, which I refuse to read out of respect for the character limitation that is essential to this platform. Take your rants to Facebook if you must, and may the comment section have mercy on your soul

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

@Sir_CHARL3S Gimme the jackrabbits. I want em

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

@Sir_CHARL3S Like you were in person while it was going down??? Honestly would be life changing

[Metaverse Dan @DannyBMcC]

Ah yes. Welcome back, truTV