cereal lady

*:・ﾟ✧ ATL

[cereal lady @omgitsprisca]

Dancer: Edna's is my fav bar-

Jo: Barre⁉️😈 i do a barre every day💯💪🏻 my body👯🍑is my tool 🛠 love some1 more ⬆️ that u need them💗😍hbd2️⃣God🙏🏻

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

the bob is being connected to her eye liner??!!

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[cereal lady @omgitsprisca]

@socialaskan Yea because why did I feel it was my duty to do the vocab for a good cause. and i was good at it so I was like I gotta get my rice donated

[sachston era @dykeseyah]

[salivating and foaming at the mouth] HEY HAVE YOU SEEN SEVERANCE? YEAH ITS THAT SHOW ON APPLE TV. THE NEW SEASON IS OUT. YEAH HAHA ITS GREAT ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS. YEAH ADAM SCOTT IS IN IT

[darkest jenn🍁 @bleepinUFO]

I don’t care about the Super Bowl I just care about Helly R

[Neo @NeoWokio]

8 straight hours of office work is totally fine though! We promise!

[wuf @bong_rot]

He sees you when you're giving
He knows when you have ate
He clocks if you're a flop or slay
So be fierce for goodness sake

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

all the animals depicted in this AI slop are losing habitats and dying due to climate change that AI slop contributes to

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything

[Aamna Qureshi @aamnaqureshi_]

in another world we're just two foxes playing in freshly fallen snow at oxford

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

need to queen out with them

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Literally waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things…

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The FTC has finalized a new 'click to cancel' rule

All subscription/membership services will be required to offer ‘one click to cancel’ with the new rule

Rule will go into effect in 180 days after being published.

[Yishan @yishan]

Conspiracy theorists who keep saying there’s “no way” the hurricane could have intensified so much without some human cause are so close to getting it.

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

the hottest girl you know is surrounded by piles of stuff