This is peak South American football ๐บ๐พ
The striker barely "shoots" towards the goal, an overweight defender fucking dies for no reason, another defender misses the entire ball trying to clear it, then a random dog celebrates the goal in the stands.
At one point goalkeeping coach Neville Southall even intervenes, telling a triumphant Owen: "Well done, he's 13".
But 'Mo' doesn't stop, declaring it "game, set and match Owen".
It's TV gold, and an early sign that Michael's social skills aren't as good as his Soccer Skills.